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【Global Monetary社】
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Membership
Apply to become a charter IDchip TM member today. New members will receive a $250 sign-up bonus! Plus you will receive all the perks that membership has to offer.
You will receive the proprietary subdermal electronic implant with all of it's monetary transaction security and convenience features.
You will be eligible to participate in various health insurance packages which average between 20 and 40% lower premiums than similar plans due to the health monitoring features of the ID system.
You will receive the proprietary IDchip TM software and computer mouse which interfaces directly with the electronic implant in your palm thus establishing a fool proof electronic ID system for e-commerce over the Internet and in stores (the latter feature has yet to be fully implemented).
You will be eligible to participate in the IPO (Initial Public Offering) of Global Monetary’s common stock. Note: In fact, members will be given right of first refusal to all shares issued at the IPO.
After Global Monetary’s cardless ID system is operational you will instantly be enabled to participate. Once operational you will be able to purchase everything without the need of cash, check or even a credit card! The subdermal implant embedded in your palm is all you need! It provides a unique encrypted secure electronic ID that guarantees your accounts will remain safe from fraud and theft.
To qualify for membership you must own a qualifying computer system and meet the demographic qualifications.
Frequently Asked Questions
I am concerned about getting an implant. What can you tell me about it?
The IDchip TM implant is a very small electronic device that is painlessly implanted into the tissue of your right palm. It leaves no scar and is not visible in any way. You will not be able to feel it in your hand, as the device is mostly soft flexible plastic. It will never need to be removed as it is continually recharged by the proprietary mouse . People have been made frightened of such devices by television programs etc., but there is no justifiable reason for concern. Pacemaker heart implants (which involve a much more invasive installation process) have no such stigma associated with them. And birth control implants have been used successfully for years.
How do I know if I am qualified to become a IDchip TM member?
Eventually, everyone will be qualified to become a member, but for now all you need is a qualified computer and to meet the demographic qualifications.
When I sign up to become a member of IDchip TM, what happens?
If your application is accepted, a customer service representative will contact you to schedule a time for a certified technician to painlessly affect the implant procedure. He will also setup the IDchip TM software and mouse on your home computer and will be available to answer any questions that you might have.
Why is Global Monetary paying so much money to get people to join?
We understand that the general public is uncomfortable with the notion of implanted electronic Devices. So we feel we need to offer substantial incentive until such time as it has gained more public acceptance.
How can Global Monetary afford to pay so much money to get people to join?
This is a point that puzzles many people. However, one only needs to looks at the valuations of cable and Internet companies to understand. Take for example the recent acquisition of Gannet Co. cable assets by Cox Communications for an amount equal to $5100 per subscriber! Ebay, an Internet auction company, with little earnings was recently trading at an evaluation of $8000 per registered customer. This sounds ridiculously high, but it is at least, in part, justified due to the fact that these companies are establishing themselves as major players in their respective industries. It is the same logic that we use when we offer such handsome incentives to customers.
How does Global Monetary make a profit?
Currently we do not make a profit. We are aggressively building a proprietary global system of exchange, customer tracking and profiling. From this, profit potential will emerge in the form of merchant fees and fees associated with market targeting, customer research and law enforcement.
Are Global Monetary's implants approved by the FDA?
Global Monetary implants and implant procedures have been proven safe and effective by independent laboratories. However, Global Monetary has not sought FDA approval due to the fact that we are not required to for products which are not being "sold" in the conventional sense.
Employment opportunity at Global Monetary
Thanks for your interest in Global Monetary. This is where you can find out about current employment opportunities. You can also email us your resume.
FINANCIAL REPORTING/BUDGETING ACCOUNTANT
Responsibilities include assisting in month-end close, overseeing PeopleSoft general ledger, managing the budgeting process, researching & documenting technical accounting issues, and preparing management reports as needed.
Candidates must possess a BS in Accounting & hands-on experience with automated accounting system (PeopleSoft a plus) and 2-3 yrs progressive financial statement experience. Window-based spreadsheet & other applications a must. Must be team oriented and willing to work in a fast paced environment.
ACCOUNTS PAYABLE ACCOUNTANT
Responsibilities include processing invoices and cash disbursements, assisting in the development and implementation of software and new procedures, financial reporting from general ledger to financial statements, and detailed analyses of expenses.
Candidates must possess a BS degree in Accounting and hands-on experience with automated accounting system (PeopleSoft a plus). Must have 1-2 years progressive business experie nce. Windows-based spreadsheet and other applications a must. Successful applicants will be team oriented and willing to work in a fast paced environment.
CORPORATE PLANNING MANAGER:
Develop and manage the corporate planning process, including corporate profitability, capital budgeting, and performance measurement. Conduct scenario analysis and stress testing of corporate plan. Monitor and analyze actual results versus plan throughout the year. Extensive work with all levels of staff and management to coordinate and consolidate business unit planning into a corporate forecast and to develop relevant departmental and corporate benchmarks to assess performance and capital allocation. Supervise a corporate planning analyst.
3-5 years experience with corporate planning, forecasting or financial statement analysis. Strong analytical and project management skills. Thorough knowledge of financial statements. Excellent interpersonal and communication skills required. CPA and/or MBA highly desirable
CORPORATE PLANNING ANALYST:
Develop and maintain a model to forecast corporate activity, financial results, and earnings estimates for monthly, quarterly, and annual time periods. Develop reporting framework for tracking capital, the measurement of corporate performance, and business unit planning. Conduct scenario analysis and stress testing of corporate plan.
Very strong skills with spreadsheet modeling and analysis essential. Knowledge of financial statements and accounting concepts required. Understanding of fixed-income securities essential. Must be detail-oriented and able to work under tight time schedules. One to three years of analytical experience in corporate planning/forecasting or financial statement analysis. CPA and/or MBA a plus.
PROJECT MANAGER, REPORTING & RISK MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS
Manage a team responsible for, but not limited to the following:
Gathering reporting & analytical requirements
Building a Data Warehouse
Developing critical reports
Implementing an asset/liability management system, risk management system and pipeline management system
The following skills are required:
Must have project management experience
Must have systems development background that includes the following:
Relational database management systems
Front end interfaces
Data movement
Data Warehousing
Reporting
Must have general business knowledge
3 years system development and project management experience
DEVELOPER
Assist in the development and maintenance of loan and securities systems.
The following skills are required:
Oracle
SQL
Powerbuilder
Front end development
Relational database development
Must be a carefull reader and follow the '2' url on the next line.
Plus 2 years system development experience
DATA ANALYST
Assist in the development and maintenance of loan and securities systems.
The following skills are required:
Oracle
SQL
Data warehousing
Relational database development
Must have general business knowledge
2 years system development experience
DATABASE ADMINISTRATOR
Perform database administration functions for Oracle and SQL Server and assist in the development and maintenance of loan and securities systems.
The following skills are required:
Oracle
MS SQL Server
SQL
Relational database development
4 years database administration experience
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