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このような内容をブルームバーグの記者が発信するのは・・もちろん裏があるだろう。
”Extraterrestrial edge helps the balance sheet”という題名は要するに地上でダメになった経済を宇宙に目を逸らすことでなんとかしようというふうにも読める。
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/business/2365195
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大意：
先日閉幕したスイスのダボス会議には、2280名ほどの世界のリーダーが参加したが、開催期間中の夕食会にはチェイニー副大統領やコカ・コーラ社長、世界最大の紙幣印刷会社デ・ラ・ルーの代表者を囲むものがあったが、このクローズドの夕食会はセミナーの形をとり、「陰謀理論の背後の陰謀：地球外生命体は政府の指導者とコンタクトを持ったのか？」という題目のものだった。
これは、宇宙人と共謀してチェイニーが政策をでっち上げたり、イラクでソーダを売ったり紙幣を刷ったりしようというものなのか。
英国の銀行家はこの紙幣印刷会社をいまのところ銀河系で一番大きな紙幣メーカーと認識しているが、この会社の代表者が言うには「もし、宇宙人がいるなら、是非とも私に電話して彼らの通貨を印刷させて欲しい」というしびれるものだ。
こんな話題でも会議の開催スタッフは地球における宇宙人の存在は当たり前のように会議を進行させた。そのなかの一人で元地中海クラブCEOのバーギグノン氏は「パネリスト達は、みんなそれぞれの分野の専門家ですからね。ダボスで話されるテーマは世界的なアジェンダに反映されるんですよ。」と言ったりする。
以下、ホーキング博士が1988年のインタビューで（英）政府はUFOと宇宙人の存在の可能性を隠蔽している可能性があると発言していることや、ブッシュの火星開発計画が関係の株式指標を押し上げたこと、リチャード・ボイランという「この分野」の専門家が会議に呼ばれなかったことに静かに悪態をつきながら、「このダボスの夕食会は、政府や企業が星からの訪問者とビジネスを行っているという事実を暴露するには大きな機会だった。」と述べ、この宇宙人は主にわし座のアルタイルから来ている（グレイやゼータのことのようだが、アルタイルからだっけ？）こと、IBMやフォード、ルーセント・テクノロジー、ノースロップ・グラマン、ダウ・コーニング、モンサント、ボーイングおよびヨーロピアン・エアロノーティック、ディフェンス・アンド・スペース・カンパニーなど100社を越える企業が、いわゆるリバース・エンジニアリングや協働などで宇宙人と関わっているなどと述べている。
ちなみに、ウォールストリートからアルタイルまでは15.7光年とのこと。
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もちろん、チェイニーは宇宙人のハイテクを独り占めで、ここに挙げられた「リバース・エンジニアリング企業（マイクロ・ソフトも）」の株は青天井・・・・なのかどうなのか。
そういえば、ボイラン氏の言うこととして、2007までには「このような」宇宙人との協働を公に認めるように世界の指導者は「指導」されているとのことだが、小泉首相はどうなんでしょうか。竹中経済相は今回の会議に「呼ばれなかった」のは日本だけ「宇宙人のハイテク」から取り残そうという陰謀があるのでしょう（断定）。
今年はこのような宇宙人ネタはいわゆる大手メディアでも増えると思います。
が、そこにはドメスティックな経済問題が巧妙に隠され、寄ってくる宇宙人も「紙幣を印刷」するような低レベルのものばかりでしょう。あはは。
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http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/business/2365195
Jan. 21, 2004, 10:26PM
Extraterrestrial edge helps the balance sheet
By A. CRAIG COPETAS
Bloomberg News
A galactic mystery hovers over the World Economic Forum meeting in Davos, Switzerland: How many of the 2,280 global leaders, including 31 heads of state, gathered in this Alpine resort conduct business with extraterrestrials?
This is no whimsy for Davosians.
It's on the agenda of the annual powwow of the influential and affluent who will ask forum participants such as Vice President Dick Cheney, Coca-Cola Chairman Douglas Daft and De La Rue Chief Executive Ian Much if the aliens have landed and are collaborating with them to concoct government policy, brew soda pop and mint Iraq's new bank notes.
"The extraterrestrials have yet to make contact with me," said Much, who will help moderate tonight's dinner seminar (closed except to forum participants) on The Conspiracy Behind Conspiracy Theories: Have Extraterrestrials Made Contact With Government Leaders?
The British moneymaker is confident at least for now that De La Rue remains the largest nongovernment printer of bank notes in the Milky Way.
"If the aliens are here," Much reckoned, "I'd absolutely expect them to call me to have their currency printed."
Despite the twilight zone topic arching many an eyebrow along the snow-covered strip of fashionable hotel bars, forum officials maintain their five-day program on Partnering for Security and Prosperity requires an unambiguous examination of extraterrestrial presence on Earth.
"The panelists are the best in their domain; they all have expertise in specific fields," explained Philippe Bourguignon, the forum's co-chief executive officer and a former CEO of Club Mediterranee. "The themes and sessions at Davos reflect the global agenda."
And the public's pulse. A 1996 Gallup Poll found that 71 percent of Americans believe the government knows more about UFOs than it has disclosed. A Roper poll found that some 80 percent of those questioned think Wall Street and Washington are hiding knowledge of extraterrestrial contact. And the Internet search engine Google turns up as many Web pages dedicated to UFOs as it does for investment banking.
"It is possible that UFOs really do contain aliens, and the government is hushing it up," Cambridge University physicist Stephen Hawking told British television viewers in a 1998 interview.
President Bush's recent call to put a man on Mars before 2030 has swelled investor interest in exotic technologies, last week boosting the Bloomberg Aerospace Index 1.9 percent, its biggest gain since October.
Earth's leaders prospecting extraterrestrial commerce as part of the forum's agenda has set off anticipation not seen among UFO analysts since Close Encounters of the Third Kind was released on DVD.
Richard Boylan, a retired professor of behavioral science at the University of California, couldn't be more gleeful if Capt. Kirk had beamed him aboard the Enterprise.
"The Davos dinner may represent the great leap forward we need to unravel the fact that corporations and governments are doing business with star visitors," says Boylan, widely regarded by ufologists as a specialist in intergalactic mergers and acquisitions.
Boylan says he isn't surprised the forum neglected to invite him and his colleagues to Davos for the first significant, high-level discussion on emerging alien markets and other popular conspiracy theories that stretch from whether the U.S. government was behind the attacks of Sept. 11 to the question of whether Humpty Dumpty fell or was pushed off the wall.
"I've learned to live with insults," the 64-year-old psychologist says from his home in California. "Billions of dollars have been spent to intimidate witnesses and use the giggle factor to put on a funny farm anyone who suggests corporations have privatized extraterrestrial technology."
According to the calmly resolute Boylan, more than 100 extraterrestrial races are in cahoots with companies including IBM, Ford, Lucent Technologies, Northrop Grumman, Dow Corning, Monsanto, Boeing and European Aeronautic, Defense & Space Co.
"Most Earth corporations are working with visitors from the Altair star system," Boylan says.
Altair is the brightest star in the constellation Aquila, 15.7 light-years from Wall Street.
Forum participant Martin Reese, Britain's royal astronomer, says, "There is no logical or illogical reason why Earth corporations would be doing business with Altair."
Although Altairian executives were unavailable for comment, Francois Auque, a managing director at EADS, says he's eager to hear from them.
"I'd love to establish links with extraterrestrials," says Auque, one of the businessmen behind the Aurora Project to discover if there's water on Mars. "So far, no messages on my cell phone."
Rattling off lists of purported government documents and first-person testimonies, Boylan says star visitors have instructed global leaders to publicly reveal the intergalactic mergers by 2007.
Still, the American academic frets that the politicians of Earth won't honor the deal and that the forum's conspiracy dinner may be part of the conspiracy.
"If all the extraterrestrial technology came out at once," Boylan reasons, "it would hurt stockholders in obsolescent industries, and the multinationals don't want to lose their power."
As Boylan tells it, the extraterrestrials first came to Wall Street in 1947 by way of Roswell, N.M. It was that year when U.S. Army Col. Philip Corso said he found five aliens amid the buzzards and rattlesnakes at a UFO crash site in the desert. The new arrivals were just over 4 feet tall, with grayish-brown skin, four- fingered hands and watermelon-size heads without hair.
In his book The Day After Roswell, Corso says he salvaged parts from the downed UFO and managed a government-sponsored reverse-engineering program that decanted the technology to IBM, Bell Labs and Dow Corning. The flotsam of Roswell and other UFO encounters, Boylan adds, was used to formulate laser beams, fiber optics and Microsoft Corp.
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